"I've lived in this area for a long time. For the past 25 years, this has consistently been the worst McDonald's of any of them in the Cincinnati area."
"Slowest cashiers on the planet. No self check-out."
"The pharmacists and techs are super hot!"
"The pulled pork is GREAT!"
"Car washes here are WAY overpriced. Go 1 mile north to the Four Seasons car wash on Yankee for much cheaper washes."
"This is the best summer camp in the Ohio Valley!"