"Getting the Chicken Chipotle and Rice Special on Wednesdays is mandatory!"
"I thought the food was great. The salsa and the guac was awesome..."
"Ask to be seated in the "Larry Chair"!"
"Shrimp Burrito meal is my favorite!"
"Buy the refill cups if you plan to dine here often!"
"No bathroom? Not even a dirty one? They're sailing the goodship failboat. Toot toot!"