"Where are all of the electrical outlets?"
"This place is almost new. The rooms are spotless and the furniture doesn't look like it has ever been used. It even smells like fresh paint and carpet."
"Forget the drive through! You are always first in line when you pull into a stall!"
"Worst table service imaginable! They seated us and disappeared for 5 minutes. Took our drink order and disappeared for 10 minutes more. After food arrived, they disappeared again!"
"Unfortunately, Fuzzy is no more. :-("
"Unique sandwiches and tasty too!"