"Ants in the beds. Free wifi was impossible to use and "basic" internet was $100/day. Door keys stopped working requiring multiple trips to front desk. Breakfast was inedible."
"The movie selection could use some improvement..."
"Ants all over the room including in the bed, fire alarm going off randomly at night. Just waiting for the axe murderer to appear."
"Ain't no party like a 603 party!"
"Talk to the desk attendants! They're the best!"
"The tossed veggie sandwich is the best!"