"Too bad you're in Cleveland, at least you're not in Detroit."
"It's a issue to get any help in here, it seems they would rather not sell their product than be bothered for help"
"The tacos here suck. They're unoriginal and stale."
"Watch out for the bandsaw and lathe. They're vicious this time of the year"
"The first bar with Young's Chocolate Stout in Chicago I've come across"