John Wirono

"Got a day to waste? Come here! Most of the time, even getting greeted when you walk in takes 15 minutes. When they tell you it will be a few minutes to pull your car in, it'll be a couple hours."

"My tip is to leave a tip. Even one dollar is unexpected, and much appreciated by the staff that promptly cleans the tables and dishes as the patrons leave."

"Good luck finding a pen that works!"

"This McDonalds sucks, go somewhere else. Papa Murphy's right down the street is good if you have the time to take and bake."

"Buying a two piece dark meal and adding a piece is less expensive than buying a three piece meal."

"Hotel guests: the pool is free during the day as are most of the hot tubs. Ask about happy hour specials because they may not always be mentioned up front."