"Welcome to Whole Paycheck! Now you can pay twice as much for your groceries. Woo hoo!"
"Love to walk around here shirtless and let tourists check me out."
"If you see me in here . . say "hi"."
"You can get a season pass for $35 to see all the movies you want anytime for a year. Great value."
"One of the best places in Myrtle Beach... lots of unique shops... lots of great restaurants... needs more mens clothing though... couple of good surf shops..."