"The freaks come out after 9pm, it's like a free admission to a trashy zoo."
"Lots of coupons available! Ask for Missy :)"
"Cheap, good food. Broccoli in spicy garlic sauce with white rice and a shrimp egg roll is cheap, filling and delicious."
"2 dozen latex balloons with helium only $19.99!"
"We open at midnight on Black Friday!!"
"It's pizza. Like, even if it's bad, it's still pretty good. But this is the best."