"No pressed juice? You're on the middle of hipsterville!"
"Weirdest, thinnest microwave bacon in the word served with microwaved eggs."
"Lunch Set choices and Monday Special are great."
"Ask for Enoch. Excellent customer service. Made shopping easy."
"Probably the best burger I've ever had."
"Guacamole tasted like an old refrigerator. Carne asada burrito was good."