"I AM STILL THE MAYOR!!!"
"Beware the crack zombies and skeleton pimps."
"Some asshole vandal keeps breaking the street-side door glass--they need a surveillance camera. The inside need a serious feng shui session, but the barristas rock!"
"Cheese selection is pathetic for a "signature" Ralph's--no Manchego. Also, don't come looking for SPICES, they've only got the basics and like 10,000 varieties of Mrs.. Dash and wannabe Dash's."
"Only the hard and strong may call themselves MF Mini-Marketers. Only the hard...only the strong."