"Naw, thats what pussies like you do. I operate two businesses and kick fucking ass, unlike you lameo pussy."
"Queso could make shit taste like sex. Alright, not a good analogy, but trust me its fucking delicious."
"Order right when they open...food is freshest and not overcooked when you catch em early."
"Youre pissing and moaning about usage of a location app. Quit being such pussies."
"Abandon all hope ye who enter here."