"Wear a bullet proof vest in this neighborhood!"
"Try to make a reservation for quicker seating, and if your in a hurry try napolini next door. The Family pizza is a great value!!!"
"Probably the only house in the city where PBR is drank more than water, ladies are repelled, And everyone else hates living here! This house sucks!!!!"
"We are a bunch of drunks who carry hand guns!"