"Fuck this place. Half their fucking machines don't work. And they will not refunded you. Go to any of the smaller laundries near by."
"Forget the brownies. Focus on the cupcakes"
"Do you have to tip? The cashier seemed upset that I didn't tip. I was confused... You know, cuz she didn't really do anything except put the brownie in the bag"
"Don't go here for brunch. You'll be disappointed... Taste wise."
"They kept my change after I asked for change back. They brought me bacon instead of sausage. Food was good, they're just not good listeners"
"Very Irish. And by that i mean: the people who work here are from Ireland"