"Don't take classes from Becky Kellam."
"Beware of tampons-eating dog! ;-)"
"Make an appointment with Eriq Escalon! =)"
"Soo good! King size burrito wet and topped with cheese! Bad! The tacos are also very good."
"Nice rooms, nice indoor/outdoor pool, fun times. Sign up for the club card and you get hotel discounts in the mail."
"One of the best burgers ever. Split the fries though, they're huge! Milkshakes also rock!"