"The sodas are not free."
"$3.26 after Hurricane Sandy!"
"Avoid the pizza place. Last time I was here there were flying ants on the pizzas. The bathrooms aren't bad and are safe to use - especially if you are in a hurry"
"Don't ask Jim or Quinn for help! They will ruin even the simplest of projects!"
"Watch out for moldy tomatoes"
"Try breakfast on a wrap!"