"Don't knock or come in if there's a tie on the door knob."
"Service is excellent and food is great. :-) have a Malta to drink."
"Go for bacon & egg cheeseburger. Nom nom good."
"A&W right before term B has a really good bacon double cheese burger."
"Ask for Danny if you have any questions."
"Don't use housedarts. They suck. Great food though."