Cameron W.

"They play the smoothest sexy jazz ever in the place. Welcome to flame broiler, you sexy people."

"Oh thou eyes play no tricks on me....shall we play a game?"

"Oh Matthew, you have much to learn about fireplaces. Just look at me....and my fireplace. Come with me if you will....I will show you the light."

"Your fireplace sucks"

"Old asian lady is a rude bitch. She sucks as makig sandwiches."

"Try the magic sauce...its flame a licious"