Justin Kuhns

"You may want to enjoy a white russian and possibly a nap but don't you dare try and soil my rug."

"Jump in the pool naked. Drink a lot of alcohol and. Smoke a blunt. Typical rock star shit!"

"Poop in at least 2 of the bathrooms. Make fun of Mike about always playing World of Warcraft. Sit outside in the garden and drink a beer."

"Great Doner! Nut Brown Ale and Sangria is a great deal for Happy Hour!"