"Try the Garden Burrito for you vegan types!"
"At the mouth of beautiful e-coli creek!!!"
"If you don't have time to shop or you think your time is more valuable then everyone else, don't take it out on the staff. That's low class."
"Ain't noone fuck with old man Hall. Ain't noone."
"Do not go in this store if you've been drinking and you're driving. The staff will call the police."