"Make sure someone can water the house plants! It might be a full time job"
"Crappy cocktails. I understand how and why bartenders make bad mojitos but how do they make lame margaritas? No excuse."
"Cocktail hours are 6pm to whenever"
"They “hide” the plain slice pizza under the counter in the expectation that you will (in absence of seeing a plain slice) buy a slice with toppings or a specialty slice (which costs more)$"
"Turkey BLT totally hit the spot. Great bread and great bacon."
"No need to flush the urinal!"