"When spending 72 hours partying with Joe Hirlinger, always make sure you are up to date on all vaccinations and and you have updated you living will."
"Always hit the ball to Scott Benyo when it's match point. He tends to choke in the big moments."
"These bonnets and pantaloons don't leave much to the imagination (i can see ankles) .......I thought this was a good Christian establishment"
"Try the to go cups, so bro"