"Nicest people I've ever met work here!"
"Profs are great. Every other staff member in the building is the rudest I've ever met."
"Don't plan on leaving here being any less than five pounds heavier than when you came."
"Apt. 6 is where the party's at! Booze cruisin all night."
"STAY AWAY! They take at least an hour to bring you your food, mess it up about ten times and then over charge you for it! Worst of all is when you say something about it the GM DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!"