"Pretty enjoyable gas station bathrooms. Automated and CLEAN"
"Just because you CAN bring your kids, doesn't mean you SHOULD."
"Get a pizza sandwich instead of a personal pizza. Basically the same, you get 3 toppings, and its cheaper. It comes with a side salad or chips, too!"
"Want stew meat? London broil may be cheaper! Just pick one out and they'll cut it up for ya."
"Jim's chili is sooo good!"