Egor Kiez

"All tourists from america visit this historical landmark of their own countries sweat, blood, and fat"

"Dis is where all my home boys hangout, we be gangstas bitches, betta not step on our turf yo!"

"Watch the homeless people they tend to bite, they also might have rabies"

"The cheese and meat pies are awesome, 1.75 for the meat pie and 2.25 for the cheese, you can also also add spice and/or lemon juice to the meat pies."

"No gringos allowed amigos"