"The lake is known for its crystal clear water and poor decisions made on it."
"They have@comfortable seats for toddlers while you enjoy tasty beverage at the bar."
"If you think you will find wild bears frolicking in the lake with water noodles you would be wrong. Zero bears in lake. Zero!"
"Why is this not called "glazed and confused"?"
"when paying with singles u dont need to say "im not a stripper" people don't pay with change and say "i don't play the saxophone outside""
"Rooms smell like "spring break 1986"."