"These pretentious douche bags charge a mandatory 20% gratuity for the worst service in town!"
"I decided not to order here because of the contentious cashier lady. I might be back if they take the time to train her on how to use the register, so she doesn't contradict the posted menu."
"The 2 for $25 promotion is a great deal!"
"Make your round for the free samples before you check out :)"
"Make sure to ask for bread. Otherwise, they won't bring you any. Also, they consider the covered patio indoor seating."