""Mom's having an AAHMLET!""
"Jen and Lynn not only give awesome (and nicely affordable) haircuts but are pleasant and entertaining."
"From using the middle bathroom where every single picture of Tina Fey has her face scratched out or drawn on with pen I now know that Mrs. Fey is a slut socialist and a nazi."
"Bartenders are very friendly and knowledgable! First time here and I love this place already!"
"Lamb burger was so god damned delicious. I feel like I took a bite out of Jesus!"
"Brunch: pulled pork grits and collards is DELICIOUS!"