"Bring your dog and they'll give you a milkbone!"
"My tip is to leave without ordering unless you like dried out meat."
"The spinach enchiladas aren't a big deal despite the great recipe details. The cream gravy taste just like...well...cream. no flavor."
"Watch your kids every second. There is an open exit to the parkinglot in the back."
"Kalia will make you anything you can think of. Give him a hard time. He is hilarious."