"Combo 10. Can't go wrong"
"What's a pirates favorite restaurant? ARRRby's of course. For my mid west/east cost friends, replace with HARRRRdy's"
"This Starbucks would be great except for the fact that it's in Chino. Hard to enjoy coffee amongst the smell of cows and meth."
"What kind of socks does a pirate wear?...aRRRRgyle, of course."
"People don't move to Chino they end up there."