"If your gonna have a party here please clean up after yourself and don't be bitter if someone got there before you especially if they share space that they could have used with you...."
"Wipe down the gear so we all stay clean"
"The sign says 5 min only but you can to ten no one will notice"
"Buy 5 things you don't need and give them to 5 people you don't know"
"I you come here with your wide be sure to bring a book it's gonna be a while"
"Number 11 po'poy spicy with a side of Mac n cheese you'll be good all day"