"Try the Spire Cider! So rare to find it this far east!"
"There is now both free wifi in the rooms and a Starbucks counter in the lobby!"
"Tolerable food, awful service. Signs everywhere for "If we don't ___, __ is free" and the employees are oblivious. Get your free stuff for calling them on it!!"
"Anthony is wonderful! Very honest and understanding."
"Rooms smell like mold because you have a moldy shower. Shower pressure is like a pressure washing torture device. Not worth it"
"There is a special place in heaven for baristas that work the opening shift <3"