"Say hi to ole. Try the arepas with hot sauce."
"Who are you? And what are you doing in my house?"
"Ridiculously priced beer. 75,- NOK for a 0.4ltr. Go elsewhere."
"Try out the beds, the workers get annoyed if you strip down and have a kip.."
"Thursdays are quiz nights."
"Look for Tore from Norway for a good time ;)"