"The pork belly here is incredible and HUGE!! Order as a Sunday lunch."
"Don't worry about a locker, just bring your kitbag out by the pool"
"Steak burger with bacon and Stilton is bloody fantastic"
"I can confirm the worst poured pint of Guinness in London in 15 years."
"Pork belly. Just come in and eat pork belly."
"Awesome biltong, grab a bowl of it instead of a starter"