"Betcha can't eat here just once! This place is a mandatory stop for me at least once a week. It's tiny and usually pretty busy, but so worth it. Try a Breakfast Buzz or The Man Salad!"
"It must be a pre-req that you have to be super hot to work here."
"Brandon is the best bartender ever!"
"Il Purista might be the best sandwich I've ever had."
"Dear everything here, get in my belly. Love, me"
"The nursing program here is the best! (3 years running with 100% pass rate on the NCLEX) And if you're a vet, there is a loophole to get you in early that no one knows about ;)"