"The Vanilla Darjeeling tea here is actually the sunshine of my life."
"They just brought around free brownie samples while I was sitting in here. It's true love."
"I want to move in here and call it home."
"The whole restaurant shakes and rumbles every few minutes. It's like eating in an earthquake."
"Don't go in there. Alongside the dog walkers and children there are tons of hookers and creepy men. Take a taxi to see Bagatelle, don't walk through."