"The sign looks like Lord bacon"
"Free if you have a problem that doesn't require tests or blood work, but if you do need those done. They don't take flex cards. The pharmacy does, though!"
"Bundle up! It can get cold in here!"
"Even if the computer lab is reserved, there are more computers available! Just ask the front desk or back help. You can also check out laptops!"
"The chicken and mushrooms is excellent! They can make flavorful food as spicy or as mild as you like!"