"No one will beat this description of the smell... It's soggy cornflakes that have been sitting in milk for quite some time. You know I'm right ;)"
"Come check put the iron tip... You'll see it when you get there"
"Great prices, staff isn't super friendly, presentation is pretty cool"
"Ask for the JB special.... 0.99"
"Ask for Noah if you want to leave absolutely content with your haircut!"