"Make sure piss on the pool."
"If you don't like the Wisconsin burger you don't like food"
"Got a kick out of reading the complaints on here. Have you been to any of the other Y's in the area?"
"If you have to take leak hold it. Bathroom is disgusting. Looks like it has never been cleaned by new leasers. Literally."
"Look out for this dude conor who works here.. He loves to party."
"Make sure to Squeegee the glass after you shower."