"Why are all the waitresses such assholes?"
"If you think it's quicker to go through the drive-thru, you'd be wrong."
"Stupid people in line for the drive thru: if we are waiting in line by the the beauty supply place, WE ARE WAITING IN LINE TOO! WE AREN'T JUST WAITING TO LET YOU CUT IN FRONT OF US. Assholes."
"baked mac & cheese is a serious disappointment."
"79 cent charge for using a debit card??!? That could almost get me another chicken soft taco."