"Looking for the rest room? It's on the right hand side of the stage! :)"
"Avoid shopping during the day. Too many oblivious people."
"They've got auto-tune karaoke every Monday."
"They've great selection of beer and liquor and other assorted party store wares. The guys who run it are really friendly too."
"Awesome people live here. I know, because I am one of them! :P"