"Best thing on here isn't on the menu, but its a huge beet salad with yogurt sauce and dill for $5."
"$3/roll happy hour may be the tastiest bargain in which I've ever partaken. Don't be fooled by the rock bottom prices, the fish is top notch."
"Creamed chipped beef, pierogies, scrapple sandwich. Do it."
"Open during the Frankenstormpocalypse"
"Roast duck sesame pancake."
"Terrible food. Terrible music. Very good margaritas."