Evan

"I must not fear spicespice is the bland killerbland is the little death that brings total dissatisfactionI will swallow the spice and let it flow through me"

"This place is the worst. It currently smells like vomit."

"Why is the music always so goddamn loud in here?"

"Smells like urine!"

"Try the beef jerky."

"It smells like grass in here."