"This place sucks. Worst service ever. They are so slow and 85% of the time my order is straight up completely ridiculously wrong."
"Ding the printer bell as many times as possible to make friends!"
"This place sucks. Only one person at a time will ever admit to working there and then the line is always 15+ minutes long because that one employee is slow as molasses and slacking off and hanging out"
"$40 minimum... You've got to be kidding"
"Atrocious window service at night. The kid in there will sass you to no end because no one else is around to oversee him."
"Be sure to take a big whiff. This place smells awesome!"