"You need an appointment to get in the door, but they don’t necessarily admit you at your appointment time. Once you get in, there are 3 additional lines to wait in. They’ve mastered inefficiency!"
"Short Order Cook is not good at taking orders. I said lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and mayo. I got tomato, and mayo."
"Scenery, large wine list, pressed duck"
"The walking bridge is no longer open. Only way to the island is via ferry ($12 RT). No concessions on island. Bring water and snacks. Bring swimming/snorkling gear."
"Copy down your username and password if you plan to use wifi on more than one device. The scratchcard code only works once."
"Also, they do take reservations. If you call after hours, just leave a message."