"Smells disgusting. And is an open air bar. That says something."
"You'll want binoculars. Also, the baked cheese sandwich is legendary!"
"Dr. Certo is the best in the region - no BS, easy, and talented - my mouth is a work of art because of his effort. I can't recommend him enough. Oh, it helps that the support staff is AWWWWESOMMMME"
"I have better fairways in my backyard. Wait, WAS this my backyard?"
"I was mayor for all of 35 seconds... Until my girlfriend checked in... FML"
"Kegs & Eggs is amazing - make sure you don't miss it!!"