"I done ate one dem pork belly sliders and wash dat jank down with a big ole glass-a-Al Black, and mmmmmboyeee it good."
"Now I know what a tv dinner feels like."
"Rookies (previous tips)! This place is legendary in the hard shell taco game! Does anyone know if they still do taco eating contests?"
"Pepperoni egg n cheese to sop up a night out!"
"Probably top 3 cheesesteaks in town!!"
"I heard the old Mayor is quite handsome!"