"No sober person comes here past midnight. Great place to eat when you've got the munchies."
"Oh my God the service here sucks."
"132 is the greatest. And Kel is awesome. That is all :-)"
"No matter how much you tip your Gilleys girl, she's not going to have sex with you."
"I hate when I come here with the sole intention of working out and there just so happens to be hawt chicks right outside at the pool. I can't handle this level of distraction. It sucks!"
"I would drag my penis thru a mile of broken glass to hear your fart thru a walkie talkie."