"10% off Mon-Wed! Did a very thorough job."
"The deviled eggs du jour, bacon-wrapped tater tots, and corn nuggets are amazing! Plus, 1/2-priced bottles of wine Monday-Wednesday."
"You are not kidding about the poor service, T.L. I have never been to a slower burrito joint in my life and they kept ripping the tortillas!"
"Show up early! An hour wait!"