"The owner is a massive douche bag."
"Don't come here in a hurry."
"Wednesdays 6-Close $5 small pizza (1 topping) $2.75 domestic Boombas (including Blue and Blue Light) and $5 bombs."
"It's true, the employees here are... Less than stellar. BUT they are light years ahead of the empty-headed vessels that work at the 9 mile and Greater Mack location."
"$1.50 domestic pints and bottles on Sundays."
"Excellent service, food was surprisingly tasty."