"The margaritas are too expensive and the ones at Carretta's on veterans are so much better anyhow."
"Come on the hour to see the snow, but don't try to catch the flakes on your tongue they taste terrible."
"If you are waiting in line and have to pee you can use the bathroom in the restaurant!"
"The pizza slice combo is the best deal ever!!"
"Bring a jacket or warm clothes it is always cold there."